On ebay, a guy was selling this totally rad computer. It like totally had all these games and apps for me to like socialize with my 19,567 Facebook friends! It was so just like totes awesome! To like top it all off, It was like only one half cent! not even a penny! I like bought the computer, and it like came in the mail. I plugged it in and totally tried it out! The games were like so rad! When I like looking through the files and whatever, I found a video of that blue guy from spongebob like killing himself. I also found like this video of some tall thin guy. He was like sooooooooo unattracive. The videos were like totally gross. It made me like totally puke. This SOOOOOOOOO NOT RAD! I like smashed the computer with a sledgehammer and whatever. And that is totally like my story whatevs. Now I have to like, tell it to my 19,567 Facebook friends! OMG now I have like 19,568. I am totally thee raddest girl at my snobby rich high school!
O.M.G. LIKE TOTALLY TOO MANY PICTURES!!!!!
And then a skeleton popped out!